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The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

Not recommended for the squeamish or the faint at heart.

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elfs
Mar. 19th, 2008 05:33 am (UTC)
I own four of those. The Cone is just a vibrator; the sack makes for lovely bondage; the rubber fisting mitten is just de riguer; and the I Rub My Duckie is really just too cute for words.

If the Area 51 doll came in a RealDoll configuration, I might be tempted.
pastryproducts
Mar. 19th, 2008 05:39 am (UTC)
I won the "I Rub My Duckie" in an online sex-story competition, he's rockin'
aphephobia
Mar. 19th, 2008 06:40 am (UTC)
Damn, I left you a comment but LJ eated it.

I feel like a perv for having seen some of those!

As for the iPod... I posted about that awhile ago on my LJ and one of my friends went, "I hope people don't use those on public transport." Another friend and I were trying to work out what music would give what effects. (Imagine On Her Majesty's Secret Service by The Propellorheads: it's kind of manic and full on and it goes for ten minutes...)

That said, Guy Smiley? I probably WILL be having nightmares about that thing. Ye GAWDS. The rest of it, though? Some of it is kind of pretty and groovy, though some of that other stuff has just killed whatever was left of my libido.

On the plus-side, though, I suppose the auto-suck saves on hospital bills from emergency departments when guys decide to get intimate with vacuum cleaners, but it still has the potential to provide the lulz.
draquin
Mar. 19th, 2008 10:06 am (UTC)
Hysterically funny!!! I haven't had such a good laugh in ages.
paradigmshifty
Mar. 19th, 2008 10:59 am (UTC)
Off-topic, nothing to see here

www.twistedreality.com.au/webmail

If that doesn't work (which is possible, since some places block the port it uses...)

webmail.siteground142.com
verdigriis
Mar. 19th, 2008 10:21 am (UTC)
Now afraid of invasion of earth by thousands of Mr Jack With Moustache toys...

Oh the humanity.

But yet, I can't help but think that they hadn't even begun to plumb the depths of disturbing sex toys...
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