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Ack! Bad humour...

You are standing on the top of a cliff next to a clone of yourself who just so happens to be stark naked. You reach over, and deftly push the clone over the cliff. Is it:
A) Homicide;
B) Suicide; or
C) Just another obscene clone fall?

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catdraco
Nov. 9th, 2004 11:14 pm (UTC)
?
I don't get it.
halloranelder
Nov. 10th, 2004 01:04 am (UTC)
Are you sure you want to get it?
Read option C out loud.
catdraco
Nov. 10th, 2004 01:08 am (UTC)
Re: Are you sure you want to get it?
I did, several times... the boy pointed it out to me - it's not quite a Spoonerism, which is why I didn't get it. I'm terribly literal about these things. *grin*
draquin
Nov. 10th, 2004 12:43 am (UTC)
Grooooooooooannnnnnnnnnnnnn

That's appalling!
gene_machine
Nov. 10th, 2004 04:00 am (UTC)
Well, I for one would regard it as a marvelous opportunity to harvest some organs (bring ice). However, I must protest at your methods. *I* would simply have some large friends restrain said clone, then take him back to the lab and perform a lobotomy. I would then provide it with the best diet and exercise regime medical science can fabricate, along with suitable entertainments. I myself would get a vasectomy. I would then proceed to smoke, drink, and root around (if possible) to the extent of my capacity to do so in the certain knowledge that there are suitable organs available for transplant and any childcare claims against me can be soundly and very definitely shut up (and the cost of lawyers paid by the other party) by telling the judge I have had a vasectomy preceding the alleged impregnation. My legal wife will have to be impregnated by in-vitro methods, but this is surely a very small price to pay for peace of mind.

Damn!, Where are the Clones? There must be clones!

Az.
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draquin
Nov. 10th, 2004 04:35 pm (UTC)
I have a pair of scissors, am pretty good with a needle & thread & got 7s for dissection in Anatomy, Botany & Zoology. My embroidery's not bad either. Bring on the testicles! What colour thread would you like ??
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