If anyone suddenly becomes independently wealthy and wants to buy me something, these are high on my list of "Things I want but can't afford/justify"
http://www.morbidtendencies.com/botmc-details.html.
I want!
I've found a house I want: http://www.hockingstuart.com.au/?autoSearch=1&OID=1798047&Con=S.
" To the straight guy at the party last night". I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.