Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea --massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
Gene Spafford
I'm having a birthday party. Sort of. I was born with a name I didn't like. There wasn't really anything wrong with it, it was just it was…
Sexpo is Thursday to Sunday. Who wants to come with me? It's always more fun with friends. [Insert Evil Grin Here]
I'm turning 35 soonish and figured I wanted a party. The problem with that is that my place is not suitable for parties. However, the ever wonderful…