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Fuck: The Miracle Word

It is a common noun, a proper noun, a pronoun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, an exclamation, an expletive, an epithet, a title, and a preposition.

What other word is so useful? And what other word could give you a sentence such as: The fucking fucker's fucked for fuck's sake!

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spicymachaggis
Aug. 29th, 2006 06:41 am (UTC)
I remember reading an anecdote from one of my history books about the versatility of the word "fuck". A WWII airplane mechanic was working on an engine and exclaimed "FUCK! This fucking fucker keeps fucking up", and everyone within earshot knew that he was torquing one of the bolts, the wrench broke and he busted his knuckles on the engine.
Thought that was funny.
travisjhall
Aug. 29th, 2006 07:56 am (UTC)

The variation of that which I've heard is an example of the use of language in the rank-and-file of the military, and runs thusly:

Soldier-speak: "Fuck! The fuckin' fucker's fuckin' fucked."

Translation: Oh darn, the really big gun is badly broken.

paradigmshifty
Aug. 29th, 2006 07:57 am (UTC)
A preposition and a proposition...
greenglowgrrl
Aug. 29th, 2006 08:13 am (UTC)
Fuck! Beat me to saying it.
paradigmshifty
Aug. 29th, 2006 08:15 am (UTC)
Or Say! Beat me to fucking it... ;-p
iosef
Aug. 29th, 2006 09:19 am (UTC)
Adam Sandler - "The F word". Do I get a prize?
halloranelder
Aug. 30th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
Nope!

Was just something someone said on a forum I read, and it appealed to me. :)
enkorvaks
Aug. 31st, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)
Way older than adam sandler. But that whole this is highly amusing. Especially when read by a relatively straight-man type voice
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