Shock! Horror! Wikipedia is not complete! So I did the only honourable thing and added the article myself.
So now I present to you The Centipede's Dilemma.
I've found a house I want: http://www.hockingstuart.com.au/?autoSearch=1&OID=1798047&Con=S.
" To the straight guy at the party last night". I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.