This one has been very enjoyable: Things I am not allowed to do at work.
Edit: "No flying around in the backroom on a floor buffer while high on Benadryl pretending to be Superman" - I just love how specific this one is. :)
I've found a house I want: http://www.hockingstuart.com.au/?autoSearch=1&OID=1798047&Con=S.
" To the straight guy at the party last night". I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.