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Bad Joke of the Day!

In honour of Halloween...

One day Count Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps fall on him from a great height and crush him to the ground.

"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath, "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

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psuedonym777
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:01 am (UTC)
That joke was so bad. I think it gave me cancer.....
derigueur
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
*groan*

So bad it's good!

At least he died quickly. Better than if someone Spiked his drink.
emilyjane
Oct. 31st, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
...

oh dear.

*laughs*

And the oh-so-picky vampire-freak inside me wonders: how can a vampire have a dying breath?
derigueur
Oct. 31st, 2006 07:15 am (UTC)
Dying Breathmints? :P
john_c
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
Gah!
Bad joke. BAD joke!

Groan ...

--john
--posting from bonnie Scotland
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Desert Rose

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I wake in vain
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Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this

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This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams
This fire burns
I realize that nothing's as it seems

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I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in vain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

I dream of rain
I lift my gaze to empty skies above
I close my eyes
This rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of her love

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I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in vain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

Sweet desert rose
Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this

Sweet desert rose
This memory of Eden haunts us all
This desert flower
This rare perfume, is the sweet intoxication of the fall

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