In honour of Halloween...
One day Count Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps fall on him from a great height and crush him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath, "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
One day Count Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps fall on him from a great height and crush him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath, "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
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So bad it's good!
At least he died quickly. Better than if someone Spiked his drink.
oh dear.
*laughs*
And the oh-so-picky vampire-freak inside me wonders: how can a vampire have a dying breath?
Groan ...
--john
--posting from bonnie Scotland