Random (halloranelder) wrote,

Bad Joke of the Day!

In honour of Halloween...

One day Count Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps fall on him from a great height and crush him to the ground.

"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath, "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
Tags: humour

  • A House

    Tired Random is tired. However, we have a new house to move into. Travis got the phone call from the real estate agent this morning and went in and…

  • Fucker!

    Today we received in the mail the official notice from our fuckwit landlord/owner to vacate the premises at the end of the lease (July 1). The reason…

  • Boxes!

    As a result of the move, we have lots of empty boxes. Lots and lots of empty boxes. Anyone want any of them?

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded