Edit: Link removed since eBay have taken it down.
Basic summary: someone was selling their vote for the upcoming Australian Federal Election. Last I saw, the bid was $2025.
I've found a house I want: http://www.hockingstuart.com.au/?autoSearch=1&OID=1798047&Con=S.
" To the straight guy at the party last night". I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.