A nice basic machine featuring Windows Home Vista for $299 (plus between $30 to $50 for delivery) is currently showing on Catch of the Day.
2.5 Ghz Celeron, 512MB Ram, 80G Hard Drive, 17" monitor.
Nothing special, but a nice basic machine.
I've found a house I want: http://www.hockingstuart.com.au/?autoSearch=1&OID=1798047&Con=S.
" To the straight guy at the party last night". I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.