As a result, I am now the proud owner of http://minions4hire.com/. I currently have no plans for the web site, so I'm going to have to think of something.
Does anyone want an email address at minions4hire.com? I'm giving them away for free. It has webmail and pop3, so you can use it how you wish.
Anyone? If you want one, email me at random(at)randomevent.net or comment here with the address you want and the email you want me to email the initial password to.