A certain someone (who shall remain nameless, but she knows who she is) asked on Faceborg for someone to come up with alternate lyrics for "Ding Dong Merrily on High" so that if she can't get the tune out of her head she'll at least have something different to sing along with.
So I did.
Christmas? Whatthefuck and why Are these fucktards singing? Christmas? ohmygod just die Pain to my ears, you're bringing! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck-a me! I hate these Chrissie carols!
Anyone else want to come up a different versions for a poor, earwormed young lady?