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Political Humour...

I'm not usually one for political humour, but this one I have to share.

It seems out Asian trading partners have come up with a new nickname for our illustrious Prime Minister (whom we tend to call Mr Sheen).

They've taken to calling him Bonsai.

I'm assuming that everyone is aware of what Bonsai is? The Japanese art of getting plants to grow in miniature.

So, in other words, out Asian trading partners seem to think our Prime Minister is a little Bush!

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the_metatron
Aug. 4th, 2003 12:13 am (UTC)
That is fantastic!
mijbril
Aug. 4th, 2003 12:46 am (UTC)
hehe. I like to call him the Poison Dwarf myself, but I like Bonsai better :)
pipibluestockin
Aug. 10th, 2003 05:26 am (UTC)
Me I use:

Prime Miniture

OR

Prime Embarrasment

OR

Prime Toad
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