Sitting at the table in the lounge room reading the paper, and a gecko tries to sneak past. I'm happy about that, because I haven't seen any of the gecko's around here for a while.
I feel better already.
I've found a house I want: http://www.hockingstuart.com.au/?autoSearch=1&OID=1798047&Con=S.
" To the straight guy at the party last night". I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.